at lowe's
- baby: what's that?
- me: a sink.
- baby: what's that?
- me: a mirror.
- baby: what's that?
- me: a faucet.
- brother: ... what are you doing?
- me: playing the "what's that?" game. wanna play?
- brother: ummm no.
- baby: what's that?
- me: it's another faucet!
- brother: you're so weird.
